Whoever you are, welcome! Firstly, I’d like to apologise for the incredibly obnoxious close-up of my face. I’ve been looking at other writers’ websites and it seems like earnest and eyes up is the key to success. Just don’t look too closely at my gaping nostrils.
Whatever you are here for, you can find the relevant information in the header menu above. If you’re feeling enthusiastic, you can always scroll down to view what is pretty much the same information. I’m not a website designer.